I didn't like the B.D. clothes
They really turned me off
I'd like to punch you in the nose
Smash in your face, so soft
I hate your looks, I hate your style
I hate your savoir faire
You've got a nice ass but you've got no class
At this point, I don't care
'Scuse me, I thought you were someone else
Never mind
Sorry
Go back to whatever it was you were doing
I'm Drunk (c) 1988 by The Anonymous
(feat. Hacksaw)
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
Allow myself to introduce me
I'm drunk
Well I woke up real early this morning
Underneath my car
I staggered to my feet and hit
My head against the bar
Because I'm drunk
I'm drunk
Allow myself to introduce me
I'm drunk
7 minute long Sax solo into fadeout
License to Rock (c) 1989 by The Anonymous
(feat. Spike)
Got a license to rock
Permit to roll
Waiver to wail
Solid gold soul
Stridin' the streets
Like a rock 'n' roll chef
With a bass guitar
And a treble clef
Let's rock
7 minute long bass solo into fadeout
Ice Cream (c) 1989 by The Anonymous
(feat. Butch)
When I get angry
I need to let off steam
When I get tired
I close my eyes and dream
When I play football
I injure half the team
But when I'm hungry...
Ice Cream!!!
Ice Cream!!!
7 minute long drum solo into fadeout
I Wanna Be Buried (With My Guitar) (c) 1990 by The Anonymous
(feat. The Ledge)
I'm a man on the ledge
Leaning over the edge
Out of what you can see
Into what I will be
The guitar that I play
Is the Flying 'K'
Given to me by the King
On a hot summer day
And when I die I'm going out like a star
I wanna be buried with my guitar
Hit by a plane or killed by a car
I wanna be buried... with my guitar!
You know a man without rhythm
Is a man without soul
Just look into my tie
Let the meaning take hold
guitar solo
After every concert
They all come up to greet me
And the groupies all say
They've been dying to meet me
But my manager told me
"Sonny, you've got the drive
But you'll never make a living
While you're still alive"
So when I die I'm going out like a star
I wanna be buried with my guitar
Unless you're deceased you'll never get far
I wanna be buried... with my guitar!
Now, dead people they don't pay taxes
And dead guitarists, they don't play axes
But when I'm gone I'll still be able to play
I'll be six feet under with the Flying 'K'
Repeat chorus
Gyroscope of Love (c) 1991 by The Anonymous
(feat. Tango)
Instrumental
(lyrics unintelligable)
7 minute long synth solo into fadeout
Somebody Stole My Car (c) 1991 by The Anonymous
(feat. G.Q.)
Short instrumental intro
Hey G.Q., is that your car?
Yeah, it... hey, what are you doing? Hey that's my car!
Come back here with my car!
Uhhh, guess we'll finish the song later, huh G.Q.?
G.Q.?
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All music and lyrics except 'Hey You' (c) 1991 by Deviant Records