JOIN US... OR DIE!!!
The choice is yours - you can join the C.O.G. fan club, be WARNED of upcoming appearances,
OR
you can go drown yourself in a vat of formaldehyde,
before
the rampaging killer robots roll over your house.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE!!!!
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Favorite C.O.G. Song
All I Wanna Do Is You
Android Woman
Bite Me
Black Plague
Born in the South
Bow 2 Me
Brain Wrap
Brain Wrap
Bucket O' Blood
Dance or Die
Dance Or Die
Death to the Angel of Death
Destroy Old Things
Die Barney Die
Funky Fresh
Guitar Annihilation 2001
I Have the Power
I Scream
It's Morally Wrong
Just a Drumbot
Krakatoa
Krazed Archer
LoBoToMy
LoveKill
M.I.L.K.
March of the Skaletons
March of the Skeletons
Placebo!
Rabbid
Reach Out and Touch the Hand
Science Fight
Science Party
Showerhead
So Confuse
Why Do We Do It
Yer Dawg Iz Ded
Why I deserve to join the pretigious C.O.G. Fan Club
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