JOIN US... OR DIE!!!
The choice is yours - you can join the C.O.G. fan club, be WARNED of upcoming appearances, OR
you can go drown yourself in a vat of formaldehyde, before the rampaging killer robots roll over your house.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE!!!!


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