GOALS FOR 2012 It's done! It's out! It's our new CD, 'Music For Supervillains'!!! BUY IT FOR COG's SAKE!!!! Aside from that, you can look forward to... 1. Zombie Apocalypse BBQ animated music video! - CHECK 2. Mallet of Metal for Rock Band!! - CHECK (but never released, feh!) 3. A precise replication of my grandfather's Steampunk band!!! - CHECK 4. A new C.O.G. DVD - finally!!!! - errrrmmm... 5. Shows in various exotic far-flung locales!!!!! - CHECK 3 out of 5 ain't bad?

Sin-cerely yours,

Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III











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