Greetings again, minions, morons, idiots, dolts and fellow geniuses!  And special thanks to all you loyal lab rats who have kept the, errr.... well, I hestitate to employ the word 'faith', as my overriding belief in PURE SCIENCE precludes me from delving into such superstitious terror-tory!  Since you all apparently survived our last public assault in March, we of the C.O.G. have been ensconced, as it were, in the Secret Lab for the past few months, attempting to formulate a better scheme for destroying  your minds and the world at large!!!

C.O.G. Ringtones and other distractions The first thing I'd like to appraise you of is our new foray into a phoney modern trend. Yes, we of the C.O.G. are at last making free ringtones available on the C.O.G. website, along with desktop wallpapers and other goodies (including new concert videos from our last big show.) CLICK HERE to check out the new downloads section.

C.O.G. Welcomes new Lab Girl Please help us welcome Trixie de Havilland, AKA Lab Girl #6, to the C.O.G.! Trixie brings lots of class, a beautiful singing voice, and a paint peeling scream to the general proceedings! You'll be meeting her at the next C.O.G. Lecture... (as soon as we schedule one) NOTE: The next C.O.G. lecture will be scheduled as soon as we find a suitable opening act.

Lots more excitement will be arriving soon from the Consortium of Genius, including our 100th live show(!), a new interview with the band (with behind the scenes footage) at Cult-Pop.com, an upcoming DVD of our television episodes plus a full length concert, and much more! In the meantime, be sure to friend us on MySpace!

Sin-cerely yours,

Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III











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It's YOUR CHOICE!!!























What are you looking down here for? Idiot!